Whatever happened to Jessica Hahn?

Jessica Hahn is on Larry King Live right now. She was complaining about being considered a "cartoon character." Um, try not dressing like one. Seriously, I'm looking at her right now and she's disgusting. The overdone hair and makeup. And stop the surgery, please.

She says she was a virgin in 1980 when that whole thing went down with Jim Bakker. I wonder whether that's true. I certainly have no reason to not believe her. He allegedly told her that "when you help the shepherd, you help the sheep." And apparently Tammy Faye was having an affair at the time and she was brought to FL to "help" Jim. Eww. Supposedly, she was drugged before she had sex with Jim Bakker. She's 46 now, and she was 21 when all that went down. She says that after sex with Jim, the guy who "set up" the episode took her, too. Bakker says that didn't happen and called Jessica a "professional."

And now she's a "musician." Whatever. She got screwed over, but she certainly didn't handle herself well. It's so disgusting. She's an f-ed up person, that's for sure. I guess she "grew up" in the church. Meaning, she was brainwashed, I'd say.