Caffeine-stoked energy drinks worry Docs News: "And they taste like carbonated cough syrup."
Whatever. Someone might try TASTING one before writing such garbage. Cough syrup is thick and icky and licorice-flavored (often). Not yummy with a flavor that's indescribable.
Gee, I think these articles and all these experts being all concerned will really help cut kids' consumption. (sarcasm) Right before Red Bull hit, there were these sames things about coffee.