Get Caught Reading

When I was a child, the local newspaper caught me and a friend reading while perched in a neighborhood tree. We had gone to the laundry mat for soda - Dr Pepper for me, of course - because both of our houses only had Big K soda. Not cool to be seen drinking that in public. Maybe you could get caught reading, too. Make sure your beverage is cool. These days, it's probably a coffee drink. Who drinks canned soda anymore?