Probably not for me

Alert tabby saves family from fire: "An alert tabby cat saved an Australian family of four from a house fire by clawing at its owner's face, emergency officials said Friday."

I like to think that the biggies would do this for me. We'll pretend that Winston wouldn't hide and that Dallas and Valentino would help Winston wake up me and Aaron.

This is just a Christmas nightmare.

Eagles take over division, beat Cowboys: "After close calls in Washington and New York, Garcia and the Philadelphia defense made it a clean sweep with a surprisingly easy 23-7 victory over the Dallas Cowboys on Monday."

Garcia wasn't that effective here, but then again, no one is.

I think, I fear that Dallas will be eliminated in the first round of the playoffs.

Snuggle, snuggle.

Dallas and Winston cuddling by the heating vent.
Originally uploaded by adrienna.

First, the vent was all Dallas', but Winston discovered it recently. Today, after I had to remove him from my lap because my foot was asleep, he paced around a bit before settling in with Dallas. She was nice and let him snuggle.

Calling her an actress is generous.

Actress enters drug rehab program: "Tawny Kitaen, who starred in the 1984 Tom Hanks comedy, 'Bachelor Party,' has entered a drug rehabilitation program after pleading guilty to possessing 15 grams of cocaine."

Oh yeah?

Rosie Really Sorry for "Ching-Chong" Crack: "So apparently 'ching-chong,' unbeknownst to me, is a very offensive way to make fun, quote unquote, or mock, Asian accents. Some people have told me it's as bad as the N-word. I was like, really? I didn't know that."

So says the woman who claimed that "I don't know where that hand's been" is homophobic.

Yuck.

The only thing that could make me not want to see Rocky Balboa more? Jess (Milo Ventimiglia) from Gilmore as Rocky, Jr. I think it's safe to say I will never, ever see that movie.

Girls gone wild. In a very modest way.

This is a really bad picture. But hey -- my boobs.
Originally uploaded by adrienna.

I visited Kat a couple of weekends ago, and we went out with some of her friends from work.

This is the best shot of us together that night. Sad, sad.

What?

Ariz. waitresses dress as naughty nurses: "Several nurses have complained to the Arizona attorney general's office, and a national nursing group has repeatedly asked Heart Attack Grill owner Jon Basso to stop using the outfits."

Seriously. Get over yourselves. You're giving this place even more publicity.

Here's a link to the grill's website. If I still lived in Phoenix, I would go there tonight.

Only 4 years?

Man Gets 4 Years For Killing Kittens During Burglary: "Whitlow admitted to cutting one of the kittens in half and putting the other kitten in a freezer, leaving it to die."

I want to cut him in half and put him in a freezer to die. I clicked on this story, knowing I'd be horrified, but I thought the killing of the kittens had something to do w/ the robbery -- like they were meowing and making noise and he killed them to shut them up. This is incredibly cruel. And I'm sure it's not his first time killing animals.

And we all know what killing animals means.