Scooter of the Day

So I have a bazillion pics from AmeriVespa, and I think I'll just post them randomly. It's too hard to figure out which ones I'll post. I'll just do as I feel like it.

And this one? Yeah, it's a good starting point. Liking vaginas and nutsacks? Equal opportunity -- that's what I like to see.

My baby's just like a Duke boy

Ever wonder what I would look like with a $448,000 car? This is it. Seriously, this car is amazing and ridiculous, and I just wish I could have ridden or driven in it.

Aaron says it's worth every penny. I have trouble believing that, but ... then again, I didn't drive it.



Aaron even drove it off the truck -- look at the cute jumpsuit he had to wear. There were little booties, too.

AND! He had to climb in through the window to get into the car to drive it off the truck. Wouldn't you have LOVED to have seen that?!



And here's the Porsche nook at Aaron's dealership. Pretty, pretty silver. Notice, however, how much COOLER the silver is on the Carerra GT than the ordinary 911. (I'm using "ordinary" in jest, people. It's still a kick-ass car.)

Sara!

Excuse the goofy look on my face, but I met Sara! Very, very cool.

A real gas

I had a friend once whose mother reprimanded her for passing gas in public. So the next time my friend had to "toot," she walked around the corner. Too bad we could still hear her.

This is the same girl who had to poop once and ran the entire length of the hallway, farting each time her foot hit the ground. It was a gas.